Hooray! I'm sure you'll be able to stick to your resolutions. I didn't make any xD

Hehe, good-luck getting through Twilight! I've just "finished" the series, and I honestly don't know how I didn't see the ending coming. It was...obvious. Suffice it to say you may/may not be disappointed. Though you're only reading for the lulz, so it probably won't matter anyway!